We asked Chat GPT to describe Maryland towns as stoners. This is what we got:

• BALTIMORE: Packs a bowl, tells you a wild story that might be true, and forgets halfway through… but you’re too busy laughing to care.

• WALDORF: Shows up with the biggest bong you’ve ever seen, a tray of brownies, and no plans to leave anytime soon.

• COLLEGE PARK: Still smokes out of the same dented metal bowl from freshman year and always has snacks in their backpack.

• SILVER SPRING: Carries a vape pen “for convenience,” but will absolutely join you for a smoke sesh in the park.

• CUMBERLAND: Lights up on a porch swing with a mountain view and claims they can talk to deer when they’re high enough.

• LAUREL: Always “knows a guy,” has a stash for every mood, and will trade weed for concert tickets.

• HAGERSTOWN: Keeps a mason jar of homegrown on the kitchen counter and swears their strain is “basically medicinal.”

• BEL AIR: Takes one gummy, watches reality TV in fuzzy socks, and somehow ends up ordering $80 worth of DoorDash.

• BOWIE: Owns a high-tech vape rig, rotates strains like fine wines, and makes a killer weed-infused mac and cheese.